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Recent Movie Reviews


Celles et Ceux des Cimes et Cieux Celles et Ceux des Cimes et Cieux

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Feels really reminiscent to to Hayo Miyazaki. This is well done and very atmospheric.



Peppa Pig and the Bacon Peppa Pig and the Bacon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

FUN FACT: Pigs CAN be trained to eat meat. Even of their own kind.



Unfixable Thought Machine Unfixable Thought Machine

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wait... wait... stop.... do you hear that?

That is the sound of art.


Recent Game Reviews


Fate Machine 1.0 Fate Machine 1.0

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I am Joe Herobrome, the buck toothed jesus.
I am destined to molest all of the five hundred companions.



High Tail Hall High Tail Hall

Rated 0 / 5 stars

You better have a goddamn good excuse as to why you suddenly changed a 9 year old flash game to serve as a fucking cheap marketing gimmick for a SEQUEL that you want to milk the fuck out of with this 'premium content' bullshit? This is a terrible decision and a terrible way to treat the fans you have at newgrounds and wherever the fuck you take your game at.

And it doesn't help that its a shoddy, half assed, downgraded, meet n' fuck version of the last three '2.0' versions. The characters are atrociously designed than your previous works, the interactivity is pretty much nonexistent than what you have promised, you sacrifice the quality of the work for the sake of quantity and content. And that's saying something when you start charging by the month to visit said content that aren't even worth the attention given. You can't take criticisms, you can't take advise, and you can't let your precious image and ego be ruined because of the obvious truth you can't face.

You suck Crow. You fell SO HARD from where you previously were. Fuck you, fuck the empty promises, fuck the bullshit, fuck this marketing clusterfuck of a porn/flash game and fuck whatever respect I and everyone else have left of you.


Crowchild85 responds:

Wow, and here I am working on an exclusive build for Newgrounds that fixes a number of graphical and code errors. Updates will be seen across both the Games website and Newgrounds today.

Also, The new Gold Subscription system has allowed more progress to occur in one year then all previous 9 years combined. Subscriptions allow me to keep making these games.

UPDATE: Okay! First wave of updates to the new version are in! I'm not even close to being done but I hope you see that this as an improvement.


Kingdom Kingdom

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Needs a lot more work. And it should have something more than just 3 buttons .


Recent Audio Reviews


My Little Hell My Little Hell

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very nice work

A very nice touching song that fills my soul up hearing you guys back! ^_^



Overrated Overrated

Rated 5 / 5 stars

AWESOME!

Glad to have you back~! GBT FOREVER MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Super lolz

This is something that's like a spoof for a movie! Its awesome! ^^


giftedbuttwisted responds:

XD Thanks!!!

Recent Art Reviews


Woolthorp P. Bernegrast Woolthorp P. Bernegrast

Rated 5 / 5 stars

YOU MUSSSSTTTT

YOU MUST PAY THE RENT!!!



Keryth Hawes 2011 Logo Keryth Hawes 2011 Logo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

DAwwwwwww

Look at that sexy cute faec!



Flare - Remade Flare - Remade

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hehe I like the outfit.

Truthfully, I think he'd look good on a boat in the middle of the sea. It seems to suit him.